May
02
“I might have been born yesterday, but I stayed up all night.”
This is amazing. Nice work.
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May
01
@corvida wins the turtle wax! showing me where new beta signups are coming from summize.com/search?q=Grablr Re: tedroden.com/87769
Where did you come from?
Since last night, around midnight, I’ve had a huge influx of people signing up for the grablr beta. Grablr is a side project of mine which does some fancy things, including powering a couple of neato web sites, such as my own.
I’m super nosy and google analytics is super delayed, so if you are one of the people who discovered it overnight, let me know how you found it. A free can of Turtle Wax goes to anyone that answers.
PS. If you don’t know my email address, tedroden at gmail should do the trick.
Apr
30
“I take my girlfriend out and show her a good time by beating her at every game we play.”
— Chad Pugh, maker of the science machine.
Razors in Muffin Give NYU Student a Close Shave
"About halfway through, I bit in and felt something hard and crunchy." That’s what NYU senior Benjamin Jarosch declared after eating part of a found muffin, and he wasn’t talking about a walnut: his innocuous-looking blueberry muffin was stuffed with three razorblades. Jarosch and his buddies had discovered the muffin, along with four others, wrapped in tin foil, upon arriving in the classroom.
It seems they were left over from a previous class and were "props" used by a student to demonstrate "ideas of absurdism and randomness." Professor Heidi White forgot to discard the muffins when class was dismissed, and the professor for the next class knew nothing about the muffin's sharp surprise.
Jarosch’s muffin was the only one with razorblades, and despite eating half of it before noticing anything unusual, he survived uninjured. “I spit them out before they cut. It could have been a lot worse, there's no doubt about it," Jarosch told the Sun.
Photo illustration courtesy Peter Lucak/Washington Square News.
He found a muffin and just started eating it? What do you expect?
Ted Roden
Apr
28
I feel like it's the night before Christmas but Casey's family exchanges their good presents early, just to taunt me via Xbox live
I was trying to download a file with a program called Transmit. The error it gives me is “Couldn’t get remote handle.”
It’s actually trying to tell me, “You don’t have permission to download this file.”
I thought this was a particularly bad message.
Bowerbirds - In Our Talons
I was pretty late to the party with these guys, but I’ve been listening to this album all week.
Apr
24
Important Business
This building is for important business. I commonly have important business to conduct. Today, I conducted some important business here.
Complaint #201
“It’s time to stop following so many people on twitter, it’s eating up all the text messages included with my cell phone plan.”
-Whine by Ted Roden
My very own White Whine!
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