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“She’s been a member of the PTA.”

“Mr. McCain says: “It’s an existential threat to Israel.” They’ve used this phrase before, meaning that it is a threat to Israel’s existence. But they ought to explain it, otherwise it sounds to voters like we’re trying to protect Jean Paul Sartre.”

It's times like this when we must all come together as a nation... and watch the USMNT vs T&T.

“Filmed at La Sagrada Familia, Gaudi’s masterpiece. Was thinking I have much in common with the great Spanish architect. We both defy convention, he with his breathtaking designs and me by wearing a lobster bib in the shower.”

At Coney Island!

“Poor Laszlo Cseh, the Hungarian who twice in these Games has finished second to Michael Phelps, was quite frank when asked by a reporter whether he had thought, during Wednesday’s 200m butterfly that he could actually beat Michael Phelps. “It never even crossed my mind,” he said”

The most amazing dog robot ever, watch past the first part: tinyurl.com/zvc4f

I have the theme song to Cheers stuck in my head.

“it’s worth reading if you want to hear a guy complain a lot”

Back online! Sometimes raising a stink helps.

I had to take half a day off of work for Time Warner Cable to come. He came, would not go on the roof to install the cable. Should I cancel?

“Diet coke is pretty much the bud light of coffee.”

Woah! del.icio.us has changed!

Waiting for the movers.

“i don’t know if i should throw tomatoes or panties..”

About to see wall-e! Finally!

It's good to have a phone back, but bad to twitter only two letters.

Love means never having to wait in the iphone line yourself.

I'm using a loaner phone (N95) while I'm iPhoneless. It really makes me wish the iPhone had real bluetooth support. Bluephone Elite is great

@jstn Sold my iPhone in preparation for buying a new one... but the apple store wasn't selling anymore today. So tomorrow morning in SoHo...