Ted Roden

Suddenly, I miss lala.com more than ever.

I could write that in 10 lines of code

One caveat: beanstalk does not accept the underscore ‘_’ as a legal
character in queue names.

If my house was burning down, and I could go and rescue one thing, I might not bother.

I did a lot of research into figuring out the difference between nerd and geek. There really isn’t one. The Venn diagram completely intersects. For every great definition of nerd, you can find the same definition of geek.

I did a lot of research into figuring out the difference between nerd and geek. There really isn’t one. The Venn diagram completely intersects. For every great definition of nerd, you can find the same definition of geek.

I know I’m not smart enough to always be right, so I just try to do the right thing.

People who don’t take risks generally make about two big mistakes a year. People who do take risks generally make about two big mistakes a year.

The signing bonus was $12,999,999.99, one cent under $13 million due to a superstition of Cowboys owner Jerry Jones.

There is nothing gothic about lumbar support.

In StarCraft, your efficiency is described in “APM,” or actions per minute. According to this video, you need to be over 300 APM to be competitive

A reminder that much as we may obsess about things that happen at work or at home, there are much bigger forces surrounding us (we all live on a rock traveling through space).

Typo In Proposition 8 Defines Marriage As Between ‘One Man And One Wolfman’

He’s such a baller, he’s my dictator idol.

Do any of you even live in america? Am I the only one here who has ever been in a Champs? Good gravy.

He has been the coach of 11 of the last 20 NBA champions, including six with the Chicago Bulls.

The President then congratulated Donovan on the game-winning goal, asked Tim Howard how his ribs were feeling and asked Clint Dempsey how his lip was doing. The President wished the team good luck on Saturday and made sure they knew that the entire country was cheering them on.

His celebration was initially muted, until he heard a co-worker shouting. Eventually they ran into a hallway and embraced. Not exactly like weeping on television, but we all do what we can.

I ditched the iPhone and got an Evo because I wanted to hack it. The new iPhone 4 is way better than mine in pretty much every way — hardware, software, etc. — and I don’t regret my purchase, but I am jealous of your new iPhones. Now, if only I could keep my battery running for more than a few hours at a stretch…

The ball fell to me and time kind of stopped… can’t miss from there.