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Apr 02
What’s not to get? He’s totally awesome looking.
Justin - regarding a coworker.
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I’m pretty sure I can talk to girls. I even have a standard opener. It’s, “Hey, I like your pants.” Especially if she happens to have nice pants on. It’s risky though; if she’s wearing a skirt, the whole thing can seem a little preplanned.
Best Amazon order ever? Pre-order of Grand Theft Auto 4 and a box of Raspberry Emergen-C